There’s an entire generation that grew up getting trophies and stickers for all of their achievements . . . and now they’re adults.  So this is for them, I guess.

The “I Adulted!” calendar is coming out next month.  It’s a 16-month wall calendar that comes with 100 STICKERS you can give to yourself for doing a good job . . . like, quote, “I put the phone away!” and, quote, “I fought the patriarchy today!”

It’s clearly supposed to be ironic . . . but also, it’s sort of not.  You can pre-order it on Amazon for $16.