This woman REALLY misinterpreted how 911 works.
There’s a 54-year-old woman named Zelda Cotton from Tonawanda, New York. And she called 911 on Saturday with a problem: She was trying to KILL her 76-year-old boyfriend, couldn’t get the job done, and needed some advice.
She was drunk and she’d already hit him five times with a VCR and was trying to hit him with a leaf blower . . . but it wasn’t working. He wasn’t even hurt.
The 911 dispatcher did NOT give Zelda any advice . . . but DID send the cops to her place.
They arrested Zelda for endangering the welfare of an elderly person and criminal possession of a weapon.